Sunday, December 11, 2005

LAU ZHONG NING THIS ENTRY IS FOR YOU.

anyway i'm back from mr chua's student concert, which i had to play a solo for, which is GUESS WHAT.

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i bet you got it. SO SMART. i keep playing that. i think i've even lost track of the no. of times i performed it. anyway la cumparsita was errr very not on beat when we were practicing and the actual was quite fast but wth.

OH the main point is i played my solo on mr chua's $11000 guitar today! which explains why

1. i didn't suck
2. i was very pressured the whole time i was handling it

and whoa the bass strings DAMN GOOD.

imagine if i had a one million dollar guitar. OKAY DON'T IMAGINE.

lets talk about a FAKE GU DONG HUA PING. roughly translated as fake antique vase.

why vase. lets refer to it as a SHE la ok. she sits there looking pretty. or stands whatever. and she has a whole cake of makeup sitting on her face and it looks like its about to crack but whatever i wouldnt want to see her without makeup i think it'll be worse actually maybe not maybe she's so unsmart she makes herself uglier by putting makeup and WTH this doesnt make sense.

why antique. judging by her makeup, she's not very young anymore, and anyway we dont like her and suanning a older female is easiest by poking fun at her age.

why fake. after antique and vase was put together, antique vase actually seemed VALUABLE. which the fake gu dong hua ping was so not. so FAKE. like FAKE prada, FAKE nike, FAKE antique vase.

fake gu dong hua ping has major AP. i mean i got irritated by the kids, but when i told them to not touch the metronome i obviously had a reason and it was for the common good and i dont think i was that nasty and i think it was even funny. but she didnt even get so affected by the kids, LIKE what did they do to her, they just existed, and she had to go 'stupid kids.

i would really like to leave fake gu dong hua ping with this. werent you a kid ONCE? i feel sorry for the pro guy if he's really gonna marry her. they better not have any kids at all if not they'll get abused or sth and she'll end up in jail SO SAD RIGHT (:

so ends the story of fake gu dong hua ping.

btw i typed 'fake gu dong hua ping' so many times, andi find that i keeeeep making this typo. i keep typing it as

fake gu dong hua PIG.

so there!


fang strumed violently at 4:14 AM


-- this girl plays the guitar