Monday, November 28, 2005

before i launch into MY WILL v.1 (its gonna be edited alot you know)

a brief explanation of why i need a will.

as well as an amusing thing i read.

as well as replying to tags.

which i shall do in reverse order.


TAGS

kaypo passerby: hmmm. i'm not offended or anything! and if you're so concerned about my love life, which is non existent btw, its really nice of you to care and then my love life would be existent because i shall love you! aha i love you! ohoh you dont tell jokes very well!
tammy: hey family! <333 you ok! jiayou in your journey as a psl (:
val: HELLO. i shall see you at guitar tmr! oh and you jiayou too
kovan: hey counterpart! sorry you had to get pulled into all the nonsense!


ok. the amusing thing. i read 'the curious incident of the dog in the night-time' and its really funny. the narrator is so tian zhen. (: what a sha gua. anyway go read it if you haven't, its sucha cute book. i shall share the funny bits. so here are 2 bits. there are many more. but obviously i wont type out the whole book out right. DUH.


chapters in books are usually given the cardinal numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and so on. but i have decided to give my chapters prime numbers 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13 and so on because i like prime numbers.


and



i find people very confusing.

this is for two main reasons.

the first main reason is that people do a lot of talking without using any words. siobhan says that if you raise one eyebrow it can mean lots of different things. it can mean "i want to do sex with you." and it can also mean "i think what you just said was very stupid."

ok. and the brief explanation. why i need a will. because yesterday, while we were filming the rs video in a bloody garden with bloody alot of mosquitoes, i got bitten, ALOT. in fact, i have roughly counted 40+ mosquito bites on my legs. this does not include the hands, as well as other parts of the body. but my legs have the highest concentration of them. we didnt film for very long either. and ALREADY LIKE THAT.

40+ is a rough estimate.

tell me, how possible is it for me to contract dengue fever. especially when the 3 mosquitos i tried to slap yesterday were all aedes mosquitoes.

answer: VERY POSSIBLE.

and so, in case i die of dengue fever, this is my will

1. my fingers to bib
2. my guitar baobei to zhongzi
3. the lousy guitar to shaoshao (you're a BEGINNER)
4. old one to val
5. my home telephone no. to giraffe
6. jacket to brabra
7. brain to val
8. court shoes to zhuo (elevation)
9. aaaall my scores to PL
10. money to my siblings
11. psl and spsl badges to yen
12. clip-ons to charlene
13. all soft toys to muddy
14. ezlink card to kovan. (hehh SORRY man, val influenced me, mrt (x )
15. ANGPAOS in the future to be directed to tammy family (:
16. all sporting equipment to didi
17. whatever few skirts i have to seet kor.
18. the fu-nu ring to emm daddy

DONT KNOW ALREADY. i'm out of ideas! and if you want anything just tag! i'll edit the will in due course (:


fang strumed violently at 6:40 AM


-- this girl plays the guitar